Friday, March 27, 2015

Washed Too Many Times?

When FLG saw this jacket, he thought, hey, pretty nice.  Linen and cotton.   Unlined.  Looks pretty unstructured.   Nice neutral color.   Not too pricey for a nice tailored jacket.   Then he saw the pictures of it on the model.

It looks all shrunken and doesn't come close to covering his ass.   Look, who the fuck does FLG have to draft a memo to get this taken care of permanently?  (Probably Thom Browne.) A men's tailored jacket needs to cover the ass.   This isn't negotiable.  The rule isn't some irrational, arbitrary thing perpetrated by pedantic old fogies.   It's the product of many years of figuring out what looks best, and a shrunken jacket that doesn't cover the ass is not it.   People wearing them look infantile.

Fuckitty-fuck fuck.

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