Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Quick Round-Up

So, summer has unofficially ended and FLG thought it might be time to dust off the old keyboard.  Here's a quick round-up:

1) FLG is still looking for a job, but things are good.
2) FLG believes the European crisis will be well-rested after its extended vacation on the Côte d'Azur and should be causing trouble soon.
3) FLG was shocked to notice the other night, because it is so very obvious once one does notice, that Obama's right shoulder drops a lot, FLG might even say freakishly, lower than his left.
4) FLG made a note today to send Helen Rittelmeyer bourbon.  One needs to drink down under.  Everything is fucking deadly down there.  Deadliest snake, deadliest sharks, deadliest spiders, deadliest dingos, deadliest feral cats, deadliest boomerangs.  Plus, there's the constant worry about falling off the fucking planet.  Common sense dictates that the entire continent is in a very precarious gravitational well of some sort. 




4 comments:

J. Otto Pohl said...

We got deadly snakes and pirates in Africa.

The Ancient said...

there's the constant worry about falling off the fucking planet.

If you close your eyes and listen very closely, you can hear the dreadful Todd Seavey shuffling off to some antipodal point, where he will again start stomping his feet.

dance said...

My shoulders are uneven by a good inch. It's not so freakish.

FLG said...

Dance:

One inch isn't even all that noticeable. But his uneveness is more like 3 inches, I think.

 
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