A dwarf who appeared in the Harry Potter and Star Wars films...was convicted of indecent exposure last month after a 17-year-old girl told Leicester Crown Court how the actor performed a sex act under the cover of a juggler's hat.
Here's another quote that FLG that's great on two levels:
It is understood that Read has recently been hiring himself out to stag parties, offering to be handcuffed to the stag while dressed as a diminutive fictional character such as a Smurf or Oompa-Loompa.
First, there's the obvious, WTF? But then there's the curious opening phrase. It is understood by whom precisely? The court? Police? The Telegraph? People in the market for Smurf bondage?