Friday, November 4, 2011

A Couple Of Open Letters

Dear Wise Snacks Company:

Given that Berwick, PA is just a few hours drive from Washington, FLG doesn't understand why he can't find your products anywhere. Oh, there are a handful of stores around, but it really shouldn't be so difficult to find a bag of Cheez Doodles or BBQ Chips. At least when he was out in Colorado he could reconcile himself to the lack of Wise products because of the ready availability of Boulder Malt Vinegar and Sea Salt chips, which incidentally are available at the Safeway on Wisconsin Avenue.

Sincerely,
FLG

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Dear The Netherlands:

Don't know if anybody has already done this, but, on behalf of the United States, thank you for the carillon.

Sincerely,
FLG

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yesterday after school I said to our kids, "I could really go for a Cheez Doodle right now."

"What's a Cheez Doodle?" asked Little Bertie.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry so didn't do either. Rather we opened a bag of Pepperidge Farm goldfish -parmesan. At least the kids know what those are. It's always the little things in life...


Mrs. P

The Ancient said...

I see Wise products all the time out in the country. And their website says you can find them at the Harris Teeter on Glebe Road.

(I threw a cocktail party a few months ago. In addition to everything else, I put out a large crystal bowl filled with Cheetos. A great success -- they seem to go very well with Martinis.)

FLG said...

Yeah, went to Glebe Road Teeter and they had nada

 
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