Monday, October 10, 2011

Dear Dr. Boli:

Is it safe to eat PEZ straight from the wrapper or must it be placed into a dispenser? Also, is there a preferred dispenser? I insist on the Daniel Boone edition. Your urgent attention requested, as this may be a life or death matter.



The Ancient said...

Mondo texted me from some dive bar to ask that I link to this:

(Well, no he didn't really. But he might have. If only he weren't a drummer.)

Anonymous said...

For the record, Dino Danelli was (and likely remains) a beast. Also, a bassist buddy of mine has backed Felix at a few gigs, and says he's one of the classiest and most fun acts he's ever worked with.

Resume Pezzing.

The Ancient said...

Medicare patients

The Maximum Leader said...

Pez can only be eaten from a dispenser. They are irradiated prior to packaging and can only be decontaminated by a special micro-device located in the "head" of the dispenser.

Preferred dispensers (in decending order): Batman, Darth Vader, Yoda, Superman, Jack 'O Lantern, and Wonder Woman.

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