Cashier: Thank you. Have a nice day. Wait, does your wallet say what I think it says?
FLG: Oh, yeah. My wallet says Bad Motherfucker on it.
Cashier: Pulp fiction. Awesome movie. But you're wearing cufflinks AND carrying a wallet that says Bad Motherfucker on it?
FLG: Are they mutually exclusive? Didn't Tony Montana wear cufflinks? He was a bad motherfucker.
Cashier: I guess you're right. Where'd you get it?
FLG: My wife bought it on the Internet.
Cashier: I'd get one, but I don't think I'd have the balls to use it as my actual wallet.
FLG: Until you are, you aren't a Bad Motherfucker.