Sunday, October 30, 2011

Celebrity Object Sex News

Remember the artificial pirate porn star vaginas? Good.

Apparently, they've offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million to make a mold of her muff.

If they are going for realism, then FLG would like to suggest that they swab a random, surprise venereal disease in each package. Collect 'em all!

1 comment:

The Ancient said...

Reminds me of a scene in Amos & Andrew.

(Once Lindsay gets her own table at Club 27, what are the odds her estate, controlled by her parents, will sell the right to make and market such a thing?)

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