Thursday, September 29, 2011

Beginning Of A Rumor

Since the story about Richard Gere and the gerbil has apparently been disproven, FLG has taken it upon himself, in the interest of promoting entirely unsubstantiated rumor and sex with inanimate objects, to say:
He heard through a friend of a friend of a cousin of an ex-girlfriend who was at 31 flavors in Chicago back in 1986 and overheard a nurse saying that she helped to remove an inflatable gerbil from Richard Gere's rectum.

HT: The Ancient.

1 comment:

The Ancient said...

What I like best about the Gere/gerbil stories is that Gere himself seems to blame Sly Stallone for starting the whole thing.

(I myself have always been inclined to blame the Dalai Lama.)

 
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