Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Not Object Sex, But Still Weird

Smoking Gun:
a Florida man was arrested last Thursday by the FBI after he allegedly “masturbated to the point of ejaculation” while traveling on a United Airlines flight en route to Colorado.

Money quote:
[He] got some on the seat

Say it with me...ewwww!


Alpheus said...

I recently forgot to bring a good book with me on a cross-country flight. An hour or so into it I was getting pretty desperate for things to do.

The Maximum Leader said...

"Money quote" - heh.

The Ancient said...

I read about people like this and I am reminded that Daniel Boone moved every time he saw smoke from another chimney.

Anonymous said...
I got yer mile high club right here, guy. What can Daniel Boone do when they come from the sky?

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