Friday, March 4, 2011

This Just In!

Ezra Klein and Jason Kuznicki have discovered that, despite the existence of finite resources, people have infinite wants. Thus, their responses to poll questions about policy priorities are oftentimes incoherent.

Stay tuned for other news throughout the day. FLG has heard rumors that we are on the verge of other major breakthroughs in human knowledge. A scientist in Italy may have proven that the sky is blue. One from Hawaii may announce that water is wet. And the Vatican may finally end years of speculation and declare that the pope is, in fact, Catholic.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ezra Klein, always the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Tell me, does he have any opinions on the latest developments with Judge Vinson? Ezra's understanding of what the Administration has done to itself would be a laugh riot...

Mrs. P

 
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