Thursday, February 3, 2011

This Is So For Withywindle

A limerick dictionary.

Defenestrate:
"I'll defenestrate you — banged to rights,"
Threatened Sir, with my cheek in his sights.
"That means 'throw from the window'."
I replied, as I grinned, "Oh,
I thought you meant 'put out my lights'!

Andromeda:
Was Andromeda really that cute?
Did poor Perseus rue his pursuit?
Till the stars fade and die,
With his in-laws he'll lie,
And the horse he flew in on, to boot.

Cisgendered:
Said double-X chromosomed Annie,
"Never felt in the slightest bit 'manny.'
My self-image fits
With my boobs and my bits—
I'm cisgendered, that is, not a tranny."
 
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