Texting

FLG has long maintained a strong stance against texting. To quote The Hangover, "it's gay." Beyond the complete fuckwits who text while driving, there's also the idiots who who are walking around tapping those tiny little keys on those itsy-bitsy keyboards like a rat trying to hit the bar that dispenses the food pellets during a medically-induced epileptic fit.

Well, all that said, FLG's level of schadenfreude reached its zenith upon watching this video.

Where's Nelson Muntz when you need him? Ah-Ha!