Object Sex

So, dave.s. was complaining in the comments that there's been no object sex reporting here lately. Well, FLG strives to bring top notch object sex and pirate, and where possible pirates having sex with inanimate objects, reporting to his readers.

Today, he's got this:
A pen that vibrates and comes with a silicon sleeve.

He he. He said, "comes with a silicon sleeve." Amazon says it helps with "writer's block."

It's still no vibrating beaver, however. That continues to slay FLG.