At least be respectful enough to leave off with the "Ms. Sjoberg" crap and call me professor or doctor or whatever you call yourself. And, oh yea, tell me when you pick a fight, and I might actually argue with you. If you had an argument to make better than not wanting to understand, of course.
Fair points in the last two sentences. On the other hand...
FLG didn't mean any offense by Ms. If FLG were in your class, then he'd call you professor, but he's not and so he won't. But holy fucking shit -- "call me professor or doctor" -- are you really one of those people?
FLG calls himself FLG. Then again, he doesn't have a doctorate, but even if he did he certainly wouldn't insist people refer to him as Dr. FLG, like some pretentious jackass.
PS. FLG is aware that referring to himself in the third person, but it's part of the shtick here at Fear and Loathing in Georgetown.