FLG: You going to vote?
Mrs. FLG: Yes. Have you decided whom you'll vote for?
FLG: Yeah, [insert candidate.]
Mrs. FLG: But he's against [insert issue Mrs. FLG is for.]
FLG: My vote isn't a vote in support of all his positions. It's a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. I'm voting for the turd sandwich because the other guy is a giant douche.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
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I think I know what district you are in and I'm attempting to determine which is the douche and which is the turd.
1. Fimian
2. abortion
how'm I doin?
dave.s.
Spot on, and pretty good considering you still won't tell me why you are in fucking Canada.
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