Tuesday, November 2, 2010

A Conversation

FLG: You going to vote?

Mrs. FLG: Yes. Have you decided whom you'll vote for?

FLG: Yeah, [insert candidate.]

Mrs. FLG: But he's against [insert issue Mrs. FLG is for.]

FLG: My vote isn't a vote in support of all his positions. It's a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. I'm voting for the turd sandwich because the other guy is a giant douche.

3 comments:

The Maximum Leader said...

I think I know what district you are in and I'm attempting to determine which is the douche and which is the turd.

Anonymous said...

1. Fimian
2. abortion

how'm I doin?

dave.s.

FLG said...

Spot on, and pretty good considering you still won't tell me why you are in fucking Canada.

 
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