A Conversation

Miss FLG: Daddy!

FLG: What is it, sweetie? I'm trying to drive.

Miss FLG: Aah-pull!

FLG: Huh?

Miss FLG: Aah-pull!

FLG: Oh, you've found my old iPod. Yes, it has an apple on it.

Miss FLG: Help!

FLG: Help? Okay, I'm at a light. Lemme see it. iPod Diagnostic mode? How the heck did you do this? Remind me to tell you a story about monkeys and typewriters when you get older. Alright, I've reset it. It's rebooting. The apple is coming up, here.

Miss FLG: Aah-pull! He he.

FLG: Yes, it's an apple.

Miss FLG: Applesauce!

thud

FLG: Uh, we don't make Apple iPod sauce in this family, sweetie.