Monday, May 10, 2010

No Shit Sherlock: Having Sex On The Stairs Is Dangerous

This article is just full of fantastic writing and three great top ten lists.

Despite the upholstery, the sofa proved to be the riskiest place to have sex – mainly because of the number of wine glasses and plates left lying around during passionate nights in.

Unsurprisingly, stairs were the second most dangerous place for lovemaking ahead of the family car and the shower. Other hazardous locations included chairs, the kitchen table, the lavatory and office cupboards.

Getting splinters in the course of having sex with wooden objects was surprisingly overlooked.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That article links to another, which has this gem:

The survey also found this year's general election is not likely to be won on sex appeal; not a single Briton said they wanted to sleep with Gordon Brown, and only five per cent said they would have sex with David Cameron, and three per cent Nick Clegg. Ninety per cent answered "none of the above".

(Good to see the Tories keeping the British end up.)

Anonymous said...

How to avoid splinters: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/british-man-in-court-over-pornographic-sex-squid-snap/story-e6frfku0-1225865763136 dave.s.

 
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