A Conversation

Mrs. FLG: What sound does a bird make?

Miss FLG: Tweet. Tweet.

Mrs. FLG: What sound does a lion make?

Miss FLG: Rah!

Mrs. FLG: Good girl. How about a cow?

Silence.

Mrs. FLG: What sound does a cow make, Miss FLG?

Silence.

Mrs. FLG: FLG!

FLG: Yes?

Mrs. FLG: Can you moo?

FLG: What? Why?

Mrs. FLG: You moo much better than me. Our little girl doesn't know what sound a cow makes.

FLG: Oh, we haven't been working on cow noises.

Mrs. FLG: What have you been working on?

FLG: Cool stuff. Like a lion.

Miss FLG: Rah.

FLG: An elephant.

Miss FLG: Pmmmff

Mrs. FLG: Pretty cool.

FLG: Best is yet to come. Miss FLG, what does Darth Vader do?

Miss FLG takes several deep breaths.

FLG: Alright! That's my girl! Fist bump!

Miss FLG: Alright!

Mrs. FLG: Oh, Sweet Jesus.