Monday, March 15, 2010

Quote of the day

A straight-faced federal employee: "The precursor activity to phase two is phase one."

After reading Federal guidlines, standards, and sundry other documents statements like this are completely understandable.

On a related note, FLG was watching a basketball game over the weekend when the color guy said, and FLG shits you not, "if they're going to win, then they need to score some more points." I've heard some dumbass color guy comments before, but none as fucking stupid as that one.

1 comment:

Alan Howe said...

The good news comes in phase three - profit!

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