Step 2: Take her to city hall and demand that they make me
Step 3: Profit.
Plan B, in case you are wondering, is to construct a large, wooden
To quote Homer Simpson, "Hee hee hee, no one in history has ever done anything this clever."
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
FLG's Most Recent Get-Rich-Quick Scheme
Step 1: Find an especially tall girl from a neighboring town.
Step 2: Take her to city hall and demand that they make metyrant king because I have the backing of Athena (See girl, tall).
Step 3: Profit.
Plan B, in case you are wondering, is to construct a large, woodenhorse badger, and have Alan push it up to the front door while I'm inside and leave it there as a present. They will bring it inside city hall as a testament to their own glory. Then, at night, I will sneak out and take control of the city.
To quote Homer Simpson, "Hee hee hee, no one in history has ever done anything this clever."
Step 2: Take her to city hall and demand that they make me
Step 3: Profit.
Plan B, in case you are wondering, is to construct a large, wooden
To quote Homer Simpson, "Hee hee hee, no one in history has ever done anything this clever."
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