Friday, March 12, 2010

Correspondence

A reader writes:
I read there was a Treasury Department blogger meeting this week. Were you invited?

Uh, no. FLG doesn't get invited to things like that. First, he swears a lot. Second, he isn't really a financial markets or economics blogger. Second, how can he blog on those topics when he can't even count? Third, Treasury Department officials would be well-advised to stay away from FLG. He may ask questions like:
"Are you full of shit or just dumb as a box of rocks?"
"Is that bigger than a million-gazillion dollars?"
"You don't really believe that do you?"
"Can you please point me in the direction of the rumored free beer?"

But if the United States Treasury ever did ask FLG, then he'd attend entirely out of a sense of duty to his beloved readers.

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