Early 2007, First Official Obama Presidential Campaign Meeting
Barack Obama: Okay, look. We're going to be running for president. It will be a long, tough job. But we need to have a good theme. Any ideas?
David Axelrod: How about "I'm not a Clinton?"
BO: Nah. We need something more positive. I can't use my teleprompter's powers with "I'm not a Clinton." We need something about trying to fix the mess Bush created.
Guy on the couch: How about "Can we fix it? Yes we can."
David Axelrod: Are you high again?
Guy on the couch: Totally. Wanna smoke?
Offers Axelrod a honeybear bong.
BO: That's great! Maybe pot does help with creativity.
Guy on the couch: Nah. I sat on the remote control when I was coming back from a munchie run for a bag of Cheetos. The channel changed and the Bob the Builder theme was on.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
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