Thursday, November 12, 2009

FLG Doesn't Remember If He Posted This Before Or Not

Telegraph:
After the male mounted the female from behind, she bent over and began licking his penis.

Don't worry. It's about fruit bats.

But this didn't make any sense to me:
The research found that the longer a female licked for, the longer the intercourse: on average, a second of fellatio gained six seconds of intercourse. On average, mating lasted four minutes for fellators, twice the average of non-fellating females.

Prima facie and a posteriori, I would have assumed that more fellatio would reduce the intercourse time, but I learn something new everyday.

1 comment:

Alpheus said...

On average, mating lasted four minutes for fellators, twice the average of non-fellating females.

I know this is the pedantic Latinist talking, but if they're females, should they be called "fellatrixes"? (Or, even more pedantically, "fellatrices"?)

 
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