Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Cold Hookers

Alpheus was only recently exposed to the horrible, horrible monstrosity known as snuggies.

Well, the snuggie people have finally answered the question that has been on everybody's mind: When are they going to make one that looks a little more stylish for people who like looking like an idiot in style? And the answer, mercifully, is now. And the most fascinating part is that apparently people who like looking like an idiot in style prefer the favored patterns of street hookers and trailer trash whores -- leopard and zebra prints. Which, when you think about it, does make sense in a sick way:

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