Sunday, October 25, 2009

Quote of the day

Telegraph:
The Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car sells for one million euros. It has gold plated bulletproof windows, pure tungsten exhausts, speed gauges encrusted with diamonds - and seats made from whale penis leather


I'm gonna count sitting on whale cock as object sex.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Object sex?? whatever gets you through the night, pal. dave.s.

FLG said...

I wouldn't have to stretch the definition so far if you'd find more instances of actual object sex.

Anonymous said...

Read very carefully and think Jackie Oh-No?

http://www.charteryachtsingreece.com/ChristinaOLegend.htm

Mrs. P

Anonymous said...

Object tourism invites YOU
http://ca.travel.yahoo.com/guides/Other/650/visit-the-penis-museum-in-iceland-icelandic-phallological-museum
dave.s.

FLG said...

No, they have to be new ones. Repeats don't count.

:)

George Pal said...

Not sure if this is original and I’ll be damned if I’m going to cruise the object sex archives to find out – you decide.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/health/Firefighters-Save-Trapped-Penis-61110862.html

Of course he might have been in the midst of three sets of ten Kegeling exercises – but I doubt it.

 
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