Sunday, October 25, 2009

Quote of the day

The Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car sells for one million euros. It has gold plated bulletproof windows, pure tungsten exhausts, speed gauges encrusted with diamonds - and seats made from whale penis leather

I'm gonna count sitting on whale cock as object sex.


Anonymous said...

Object sex?? whatever gets you through the night, pal. dave.s.

FLG said...

I wouldn't have to stretch the definition so far if you'd find more instances of actual object sex.

Anonymous said...

Read very carefully and think Jackie Oh-No?

Mrs. P

Anonymous said...

Object tourism invites YOU

FLG said...

No, they have to be new ones. Repeats don't count.


George Pal said...

Not sure if this is original and I’ll be damned if I’m going to cruise the object sex archives to find out – you decide.

Of course he might have been in the midst of three sets of ten Kegeling exercises – but I doubt it.

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