Why, you ask? Well, so that he can get a PhD and then get grant money to study the eye bleedingly obvious.
Proposed topics of inquiry:
Do kids like candy?
Is the sky still blue?
Is water still wet?
Do men like hot chicks?
That should require only about five years of effort and $4 million.
Friday, October 23, 2009
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Nice how that first link is actually about the eye... You deserve that grant money...
I would modify your proposed topics of inquiry slightly:
Do *I* like candy?
Do *I* like hot chicks?
And so on.
The Maximum Leader:
I'm a fucking genius. Don't you forget it. Actually, I was tempted to search for a study on menstruation averaging every 28 days for the bleedingly link, but decided that would be tasteless and more work. Which brings me to my next response.
Alpheus:
It would be harder to write grant proposals that justify studying myself. This would increase my workload and therefore is unacceptable.
'Do Georgetown-based bloggers like candy?' Etc. It's all in the wording.
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