Friday, October 23, 2009

FLG Wants To Go To Grad School

Why, you ask? Well, so that he can get a PhD and then get grant money to study the eye bleedingly obvious.

Proposed topics of inquiry:
Do kids like candy?
Is the sky still blue?
Is water still wet?
Do men like hot chicks?

That should require only about five years of effort and $4 million.

4 comments:

The Maximum Leader said...

Nice how that first link is actually about the eye... You deserve that grant money...

Alpheus said...

I would modify your proposed topics of inquiry slightly:

Do *I* like candy?
Do *I* like hot chicks?

And so on.

FLG said...

The Maximum Leader:

I'm a fucking genius. Don't you forget it. Actually, I was tempted to search for a study on menstruation averaging every 28 days for the bleedingly link, but decided that would be tasteless and more work. Which brings me to my next response.

Alpheus:

It would be harder to write grant proposals that justify studying myself. This would increase my workload and therefore is unacceptable.

Withywindle said...

'Do Georgetown-based bloggers like candy?' Etc. It's all in the wording.

 
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