Friday, October 23, 2009

FLG Wants To Go To Grad School

Why, you ask? Well, so that he can get a PhD and then get grant money to study the eye bleedingly obvious.

Proposed topics of inquiry:
Do kids like candy?
Is the sky still blue?
Is water still wet?
Do men like hot chicks?

That should require only about five years of effort and $4 million.


The Maximum Leader said...

Nice how that first link is actually about the eye... You deserve that grant money...

Alpheus said...

I would modify your proposed topics of inquiry slightly:

Do *I* like candy?
Do *I* like hot chicks?

And so on.

FLG said...

The Maximum Leader:

I'm a fucking genius. Don't you forget it. Actually, I was tempted to search for a study on menstruation averaging every 28 days for the bleedingly link, but decided that would be tasteless and more work. Which brings me to my next response.


It would be harder to write grant proposals that justify studying myself. This would increase my workload and therefore is unacceptable.

Withywindle said...

'Do Georgetown-based bloggers like candy?' Etc. It's all in the wording.

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