Dear Alan:

I went to the local specialty beer and wine store the other day, you know the one, because that's the only place where I know I can find my favorite beer -- Sawtooth Ale. Anyway, while I was there I saw Monty Python Holy Ale. It's tempered over burning witches. I bought two. You'll need to stop by at some point and we'll see if you weigh as much as a duck or very small rocks.



Sincerely,
FLG