Wednesday, September 23, 2009

FLG, Still Bringing You Today's News Yesterday

Conor Friedersdorf discovers what FLG has known for months.

To wit:
Freddie is a sarcastic prick.

FLG, isn't that an ad hominem attack? No, I'm simply stating the facts. Okay, well, maybe my opinion, but there is copious evidence of Freddie's sarcastic prickdom.

In fact, isn't he a nutmegger? All nutmeggers have a mean, sarcastic prick streak in them. Some are just better than others at controlling it.

6 comments:

Andrew Stevens said...

Hey, I'm a Nutmegger (by birth).

Andrew Stevens said...

(Also raised, but haven't lived there in nearly 20 years.)

FLG said...

Well, then you must be very good at controlling your mean, sarcastic prick streak.

Anonymous said...

How well do I control mine?

Mrs. P

FLG said...

Mrs. P:

About as well as I do, if I weren't from a traveling circus in Independence, Missouri.

Anonymous said...

Oh @%$##$%@&&%$%$#@##$$.

Mrs. P

 
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