Fear and Loathing In Georgetown: Genius! Genius, I Tell You!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Genius! Genius, I Tell You!

Beaver Bailout, Snatch Subsidy, Hoohah Handout, Pussy Panhandling, and my personal favorite...drumroll.....Cunt Charity. Da-Dum-Pum-Tiss

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4 comments:

C.S. Perry said...: Well, Mr. Flynt has long been wont to make political statements of one caliber or another and I see this one as nothing more. But, in all honesty, he does make a valid point and we should ask ourselves what it is that makes financial institutions or the auto industry any more viable and important than pornography. It is, after all, a billion + dollar-a-year industry (and probably more than that now) so who can say that a little infusion of cash from Uncle Sam might not help to stabilize the industry and make life better for millions of people? It’s possible after all, right? And the “Real” porn industry has been crippled of late by amateurs on the web who give it away for free, so to speak, and have lowered the normally high, fine standards and quality of the porn that Americans are used to. So why not bail them out?
And why not the liquor companies too? (Although I suspect that liquor sales are up as they usually are, historically at least, in times of trouble.)
Mr. Flynt may well be an unsavory character to many people but he has a lot of employees and an Empire worth a lot of money and he is, after all, the very embodiment of the American Dream…so why not Help a Brother Out?
If nothing else, these guys prove the oldest of business aphorisms: You’ll never go broke appealing to the Lowest Common Denominator.; January 12, 2009 10:46 AM
alan_howe said...: This is clearly an injection of liquidity, often referred to as a "money shot."; January 12, 2009 10:53 AM
C.S. Perry said...: Oh yes…I almost forgot:

Fur Burger Fiduciary Funding

Invagivestment

Gynopolitcal Restitution.; January 12, 2009 10:53 AM
FLG said...: Money Shot! Holy shit, that killed me!; January 12, 2009 12:21 PM