Pirates and Booty

Courtesy of Radley Balko:

Quote of the day:

“Once there was a girl . . . I loved her. I tried to approach her many times, but she rejected me. But since I became a pirate, she has tried nine times to get with me.

Just watch out for ninjas. They’re always sneaking up and trying to steal pirates’ babes.

Insert your own “booty” joke here.