Mrs. FLG: I hate OJ Simpson. He's an evil man.
FLG: Oooooh...Flintstones Vitamins.
Mrs. FLG: I feel like a soccer ball filled with water is stuck to my belly.
FLG: You don't want to move to Texas. Every time you see a University of Texas shirt, sticker, license plate, whatever, you yell "Boo Texas!" at the top of your lungs. I don't think that will go over too well.