FLG wants a fedora for Christmas. He does not, however, like the feathers that some of them have. The feathers always remind him of the hats old black men wear. There's obviously nothing wrong with being an old black man's hat, but FLG is not an old black man. Hence, he doesn't like the feathers.
Also, he would like to renew his vow to wear white dinner jackets with tuxedoes between Memorial Day and Labor Day. However, he has had almost no occasion to wear a tuxedo since his wedding, and chose not to wear a white jacket.