Friday, October 31, 2008

Million To One Shot, Doc! Million To One.

Telegraph:
A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That potato must have had some figure...

You know your alibi is in a boat load of trouble when as a vicar you have to admit you're an exhibitionist (hanging curtains in the nude) rather than a-fun-with-veggies kind of guy...

Anonymous said...

My wife used to work in the ER at our local hospital, and they hand a man come up with a vacuum cleaner handle stuck up there. He said he'd fallen through a soft spot in the floor, and impaled himself on a vacuum cleaner downstairs.
That was one of the crazier explanations. But, people do come into the ER all the time with things that are "stuck."
Now you have learned something new, and your day is complete.
--NBS

Anonymous said...

I imagined him as Sir Basil's vicar, and can't. stop. laughing.

FLG said...

HA!

FLG said...

NBS:

Doesn't surprise me. I have a whole category of this stuff. Click the Sex with a lamppost link under my favorite posts heading. Or the object sex tag.

Anonymous said...

Pumpkins are more... emollient dave.s.

 
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