Then I stepped back and thought about this and realized I was kind of behaving like the lunatics who call my office and tell me that they have "some very urgent papers I need to send you that will reveal how a select group of Jews and lizards have orchestrated this financial crisis from their UFO palace on Mars!"
I consider this definite proof in favor of my May 5th post that at the bottom of all the conspiracies, even completely fucking insane Masonic-reptilian alien conspiracies, it's always the Jews -- always.
PS. Miss Self-Important, if you read this, I have some very important papers to send you. Oh, and on a more serious note, what was that book you told me about a few weeks ago? Texting something or other?