FLG meets his college friend (CF) at the airport.
FLG: How are you?
CF: Great. Been busy though.
FLG: Really. What's up? Baggage claim's down this way.
CF: That's right. I haven't talked to you in almost a year. I've been traveling around on business.
FLG: How's your girlfriend?
CF: We're over. The whore was cheating on me.
FLG: That's terrible.
CF: Found out on Valentine's Day.
FLG: That's even worse.
CF: I caught the bitch in my bed with another guy.
FLG: You're kidding me!
CF: Serious as a heart attack.
FLG: What did you do?
CF: What do you think I did? I kicked 'em out.
FLG: Did you kick his ass or something?
CF: What good would that have done?
FLG: None probably, but it might have made you feel better.
FLG: Sorry I brought it up. What else have you been doing?
CF: It's cool. Been Traveling. I went to Macau, Hong Kong, Vietnam. I even spent a few days in Prague last month.
FLG: I've always wanted to go to Prague. Did you enjoy yourself? What did you do?
CF: I had a great time in Prague. I've got a great story.
CF: So, I was balls deep in this Czech girl's ass...
Friday, October 31, 2008
WARNING: This is offensive, even by FLG's standards.
Posted by FLG at 4:52 PM