Sunday, November 22, 2015

Quote of the day

Glass-Steagall’s major appeal is not that it would work, but that it can be explained in under a minute to someone who doesn’t know anything about financial markets. Try doing that with the Basel III capital requirements.

FLG's responses to the calls for Glass-Steagall's reinstatement have varied over the last, oh seven years, between scratching his head in confusion and apoplectic rage.   Rather than recapping all that, FLG'll just post this other quote...

On the Glass-Steagall, I’ve really thought about that because No. 1, nonbank banking was already a major part of American life at that time. Letting banks take investment positions I don’t think had much to do with this meltdown. And the more diversified institutions in general were better able to handle what happened. Bill Clinton

Friday, November 20, 2015

Couple of Interesting Points

...from this article about Menswear.

Interesting point 1:
In an interview with the [fashion] school’s student-run Web site and magazine, Banderas explained that he wanted to start his own menswear line; his particular ambition was to bring back the cape. Capes for men, he said, have “incredible possibilities”
If there is one thing FLG learned at Georgetown, it's that whenever one says something is interesting he must follow up with precisely why it is interesting because saying something is interesting conveys no meaning.

So, FLG agrees capes have incredible possibilities -- winter capes, bulletproof capes, travel capes with lots of pockets that are easy to take on an off, and of course invisibility capes.

Interesting point 2:
It seems as though, having searched for an authentic way of dressing “like a man,” the men of menswear have discovered that nothing along those lines exists. It’s costumesall the way down: trad, woodsman, cowboy, sailor, biker, banker, goth ninja. 

This echoes a point FLG has been making for a while.   The search for authenticity is a fool's errand bred by a disappointment in the person's own cultural milieu.   Ultimately, what seems authentic is merely interaction with the new or novel whether that be foreign cultures or ages past.   Upon further inspection, however, there's nothing authentic about them either. 

Sunday, October 25, 2015

A Florida Police Report

At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department. The defendant then proceeded to the comforter aisle in housewares and proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state. The defendant then proceeded to hold the stuffed horse’s chest area to his genitals and proceeded to hump the stuffed horse using short fast movements. The defendant continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area.
The defendant then placed the soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also. The defendant then exited the store and left the property. Contact was made with the defendant directly across the street.

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Quick Round-Up

FLG missed International Talk-like-a-pirate day!    Unbelievable.

Did anybody else know that Puma had sneakers called "Creepers?"    Call FLG crazy, but that seems like a marketing mistake.  

FLG has been on a quest to acquire a purple velvet jacket.    He thought he'd have to have one made custom, but then he saw this.  But then he saw the price and thinks he can get one custom cheaper.

Lastly, FLG has not fucking clue what to make of the presidential race.   Hillary is faltering, but Donald Trump?   WTF?    The White House would be gold plated, wall-to-wall marble.

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Celebrity Sightings

FLG happened to be staying at the Minneapolis Hilton while some sort of Democratic convention / conference was going on.  

On separate days, he saw Ed Rendell and Hillary Clinton.

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Presidential Daddy Issues

One long running theme here at Fear and Loathing in Georgetown is that extraordinarily ambitious men, FLG is tempted to say people but isn't quite sure how it applies to women just yet, have are motivated to acquire the admiration and love from the people that they never received from their fathers because their father either died, abandoned, or was abusive toward them.

FLG was reminded of this when reading a NY Times article about how Lincoln didn't like Jefferson:
Lincoln, who actually grew up on a backwoods farm, saw little there but drunkenness, rowdyism and endless, mind-numbing labor under the rule of his loutish and illiterate father. He made his escape from the farm as soon as he turned 21, opened a store (which failed) and finally went into law, that great enforcer of commercial contract. “I was once a slave,” he remarked, “but now I am so free that they let me practice law.”
 FLG starts compiling the data for the presidents, but always gets sidetracked.   Here's what he has so far:
George Washington -- Father died when he was 11
Thomas Jefferson -- Father died when he was 14
James Monroe -- Father died when he was 15 or 16
Andrew Jackson -- Father died 3 week before he was born
William Harrison -- Father died when he was 18
John Tyler -- Father died when he was 23
Franklin Pierce -- "According to a popular anecdote he walked twelve miles back to his home one Sunday; his father fed him dinner and drove him part of the distance back to school before kicking him out of the carriage and ordering him to walk the rest of the way in a thunderstorm. Pierce learned from the experience, later citing this moment as "the turning-point in my life""
James Garfield -- Father died when an infant

Bill Clinton & Barack Obama have well-known father issues.

Teddy seems to be the odd one out, however, writing:
My father, Theodore Roosevelt, was the best man I ever knew. He combined strength and courage with gentleness, tenderness, and great unselfishness. He would not tolerate in us children selfishness or cruelty, idleness, cowardice, or untruthfulness.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Friday, June 19, 2015

FLG Doth Protest!

Two recent stories have rather upset FLG.

First Story:

The Treasury Department announced Wednesday it will replace the main image of its own founder, Alexander Hamilton, on the $10 bill, with a woman as yet to be determined. Mr. Hamilton will remain on the bill in a diminished way.

Alexander Hamilton was a total badass who pretty much laid the foundation for American Greatness.  He also was the first Secretary of the Treasury, which FLG sorta thinks means he should stay on a bill.  Change pretty much any other bill first.

BTW, Harriet Tubman. Okay. Got it. FLG is all in favor of honoring her, but not on the $10 bill.   Eleanor Roosevelt?  What the fuck is the continuing fascination with Eleanor Roosevelt all about?

Second Story:
Don't teach Shakespeare?   Are you people fucking mad?  Then again, maybe nobody is paying attention anyway.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Magna Carta

Eight hundred years ago today at Runnymeade.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Alexander's Death

Interesting theory:
An extremely toxic bacterium found in the Styx River, now known as the Mavroneri, may have killed Alexander the Great.

But everybody knows Alexander died after drinking "a large bowl of unmixed wine in honour of Hercules."

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Think How Great The PiƱa Coladas Would've Been

Among the thousands of fresh pineapples inside the containers, they found fruit that had been hollowed out and stuffed with drugs and then covered with a yellow wax that simulated the colour of pineapple pulp.

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Quote of the day

Kevin Carroll:
Anybody who says that a guy called Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi [the leader of Isis] doesn’t intend to seize Baghdad is whistling past the graveyard

Friday, May 29, 2015

Celebrity Sightings: Eugene Robinson

Saw Eugene Robinson coming out of the post office in Westover, while FLG was drinking a beer at the beer garden.

Just Sayin'

When the head of the IMF says there's a potential that the Greeks will leave the euro, that's means it's all but certain.  And when she says "it would definitely not mean the end of the euro," what she really means is that it would definitely mean the end of the euro. 

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Celebrity Sightings: Hank Paulson

Saw Hank Paulson in Lafayette Square.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Quote of the Day

Keep the sperm at body temperature and make the vagina hotter.

Full article.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Celebrity Sighting: Martha Raddatz

Saw Martha Raddatz on Connecticut Avenue just north of Farragut Square.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Leisure As Goal

The ultimate goal of Marxism, in its purest, Platonic form, is Leisure. Leisure in this case means the ability to pursue one's goals free from constraints. Those constraints could be cultural, economic, or political. Which explains the animus with which the intellectuals mentioned in the essay hate the bourgeois virtues, capitalism, and the American political system.
The nexus of economic statism and cultural libertarianism is not some odd pairing derived from unique circumstances, but a direct product of the end goal of Marxism. Economic statism is the preferred policy because it offers the false hope of spreading the wealth in a way that liberates the entire population from economic constraints in pursuing their goals. This is particularly appealing to people like artists and intellectuals whose activities are not relatively highly valued by capitalism. Cultural libertarianism removes the societal and cultural boundaries that repress and constrain the intellectuals and artists. 

He was prompted to find this in the archives because of an LBJ quotation Ross Douthat cited:
The Great Society is a place where every child can find knowledge to enrich his mind and to enlarge his talents. It is a place where leisure is a welcome chance to build and reflect, not a feared cause of boredom and restlessness. It is a place where the city of man serves not only the needs of the body and the demands of commerce but the desire for beauty and the hunger for community. 

FLG was fascinated by the rest of the speech, particular the reoccuring focus on Leisure and the Good Life:
Aristotle said, "Men come together in cities in order to live, but they remain together in order to live the good life." It is harder and harder to live the good life in American cities today.

But more classrooms and more teachers are not enough. We must seek an educational system which grows in excellence as it grows in size. And this means better training for our teachers. It means preparing youth to enjoy their hours of leisure, as well as their hours of labor. 

Will you join in the battle to build the Great Society, to prove that our material progress is only the foundation on which we will build a richer life of mind and spirit?

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Time Horizons: Marriage Edition

Ross Douthat:
since the modern liberal mind is trained to ask for spreadsheet-ready projections and clearly defined harms, and the links that social conservatives think exist aren’t amenable to that kind of precise measurement or definition. How do you run a regression analysis on a culture’s marital iconography? How do you trace the downstream influence of a change in that iconography on future generations’ values and ideas and choices? How do you measure highly-diffuse potential harms from some cultural shift, let alone compare them to the concrete benefits being delivered by the proposed alteration? How do you quantify, assess and predict the influence of a public philosophy of marriage — whatever that even means — on manners and morals and behavior? Especially when there are so many confounding socioeconomic variables involved — enough of them, in fact, to enable left and right to argue endlessly about whether something as nebulous as “culture” really shapes marriage and family at all, or whether everything is just economics all the way down.

In the piece, Douthat links to this article, which FLG hadn't seen before but looks very interesting.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Time Horizons: Bubbles

Barry Ritholtz:
stock-market bubbles pull gains into the present from the future. Toward the end of a secular cycle, the crowd becomes aroused and starts paying attention. Collectively, they begin to recognize how much money has been made during the past few years, and how much of the move they missed. So the crowd begins to pile in, somewhat late in the cycle and at somewhat elevated valuations.  Inevitably, they do worse than those who were early to the show.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Time Horizons: Messiah Complex

FLG was watching Russell Brand's Messiah Complex and was struck by several references to time horizons.   At one point, for example, Brand said he likes the idea that reality isn't permanent.   Later, he quoted Wittgenstein:
If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.
FLG is on the other side of both those points of view, which probably explains why his politics differ so much from Brand, but very interesting nonetheless. 

Monday, April 6, 2015

In Case You Didn't Know: Seersucker Season

Put This On:
Depending on who you ask, seersucker season starts either on Memorial Day or Easter (most say Memorial Day, while some will insist on Easter).

FLG is staunchly in the Easter camp.   Over the last few years, he has been in knockdown drag out arguments on the first Friday (FLG wears his Seersucker on Fridays) following Easter with people wearing ill-fitting gray suits and cheap black shoes telling him he can't wear seersucker until Memorial Day.

Here's the thing, folks.  FLG can't remember a time that Derby Day, prime seersucker wearing day, has fallen after Memorial Day.   Therefore, Easter has to begin the season.  QED.  

Quote of the Day II

John McWhorter:
A key theme in the development of the West is the increasing value placed on 1) the individual, and 2) the factual. As such, the idea that the narrative is “what we really need to be talking about” sounds insightful, but is actually a veiled argument that moral advancement means fighting the Enlightenment.

Just clarify for those who won't click through.  In this context, "the narrative" is a story or point of view, for example that their is a rape crisis on college campuses, that is more important than facts in any particular case. 

Quote of the Day I

Larry Summers:
The legitimacy of US leadership depends on our resisting the temptation to abuse it in pursuit of parochial interest, even when that interest appears compelling. We cannot expect to maintain the dollar’s primary role in the international system if we are too aggressive about limiting its use in pursuit of particular security objectives.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Quote of the Day

Matt Levine:
I guess the framers of the Constitution didn't really think about collateralized loan obligations.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Liberal Arts Versus STEM

A long running theme on this blog is that Liberal Arts and Humanities are more important than STEM education.  Consequently, FLG was happy to read this by Fareed Zakaria:
Innovation is not simply a technical matter but rather one of understanding how people and societies work, what they need and want. America will not dominate the 21st century by making cheaper computer chips but instead by constantly reimagining how computers and other new technologies interact with human beings.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Quote of the day

Asness and Brown:
You can believe the models if you like, or you can look at the data and assume the most likely future is an extrapolation of the past. What you cannot do is both.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Washed Too Many Times?

When FLG saw this jacket, he thought, hey, pretty nice.  Linen and cotton.   Unlined.  Looks pretty unstructured.   Nice neutral color.   Not too pricey for a nice tailored jacket.   Then he saw the pictures of it on the model.

It looks all shrunken and doesn't come close to covering his ass.   Look, who the fuck does FLG have to draft a memo to get this taken care of permanently?  (Probably Thom Browne.) A men's tailored jacket needs to cover the ass.   This isn't negotiable.  The rule isn't some irrational, arbitrary thing perpetrated by pedantic old fogies.   It's the product of many years of figuring out what looks best, and a shrunken jacket that doesn't cover the ass is not it.   People wearing them look infantile.

Fuckitty-fuck fuck.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Quote of the day

Every time Facebook spend a billion dollars on some startup with three employees, or whenever a venture capitalist makes an investment that values some company you never heard of at tens of billions of dollars, it would be great if people simply would say:
“I don’t understand that!”

Hallelujah and Amen! 

Monday, March 23, 2015

FLG Learned Something About Statistics In College

A few days ago, Frank Bruni wrote a piece, to hype his book, arguing that where you go to college doesn't matter.  FLG is somewhat sympathetic.  If a smart kid, who could otherwise gain entrance to an elite school, decides, for financial reasons, to attend their flagship state school, they'll be fine.  In fact, if they then go on to an elite graduate school, they probably saved a bunch of money and end up in the same spot.

Regardless, FLG saw a major flaw with some of the data Bruni used to support his position:
among the American-born chief executives of the top 100 companies in the Fortune 500, just about 30 went to an Ivy League school or equally selective college.

Okay, so only around 30% of the Fortune 100 CEOs went to a selective school, but here's the issue:
elite college and universities, however, they enroll fewer than 6 percent of U.S. college students 
So, elite school graduates are roughly 5x over-represented from what one would expect from a random draw, which sorta makes it harder to argue that there isn't that much value in attending those schools.   FLG made a note to look at more of the data, but he knew he'd never get around to it.

Luckily, somebody else did.  

Sunday, March 22, 2015

FLG Doesn't Get It

Every once and while, FLG feels compelled to write another post about some of the products Mr. Porter sells, the ones he doesn't get.  To be clear, this isn't to rail against the bourgeois capitalist conspicuous consumer.  As regular readers know, FLG loves himself some Charvet ties.  (He recently got this one and loves it.) It's more a question of taste.

$1,400 for these sneakers?  You couldn't pay FLG $725 to wear these.  What's wrong with a $50 pair of Chucks?  Oh, that's right.  Nothing.

FLG thinks the Loro Piana stuff is almost always way pricier than he'd be willing to pay, but at least he gets the appeal.  For example, these sneakers are pretty cool.    Not $825 cool, more like $100 cool, but still cool.  FLG gets it.  In fact, FLG would buy most everything Mr Porter has from Loro Piana, if he won the lottery, but he would never pay $1,400 for sweatpants.

He does find himself torn on driving shoes.   Driving shoes, since they can't be repaired and the little rubber nubs rub down so fast, seem like a massive waste of money.  However, he really wants to get a pair of blue suede ones.  Not these $450 ones, mind you.  Maybe these Allen-Edmonds ones, which are on clearance.   Or maybe these for $95.  (Although, these purple ones for 295 euros FLG thought about for maybe 5 seconds.)

Wednesday, March 18, 2015


FLG found this post about Robo-Advisers interesting.  He did have an issue with this part:

[Robo-advisers] basically combine simple asset allocation formulas with slick user interfaces on the Web to encourage people to put in their money and leave it there. The algorithms are mostly so simple that a finance doctoral student could implement one in less than a day of coding. That, after all, is the key to passive management. 
 FLG, who is not a finance doctoral student, could probably implement a Robo-Adviser in less than a day.   Well, maybe two days.  He hasn't coded in a while.

FLG does agree with this though:
The real value proposition of robo-advisers is behavioral. Investors are subject to an array of biases, including the temptation to chase returns and to try to time the market. Robo-advisers, with their fancy user interfaces and user experiences, hope to be able to cancel out these biases.
If you think about it, this must be the value-add of robo-advisers. After all, just buying a few ETFs and index funds on ScottTrade, and then forgetting about them for 20 years, will generally give you just as good a return as what the robo-advisers are offering, for slightly lower fees. Index funds basically are robo-advisers without the front-end. Robo-advisers add value if -- and only if -- investors find it much easier to give their money to a robo-adviser than to do the procedure I just described. That’s why robo-advisers are, fundamentally, applied behavioral finance technologies. 
FLG used to be very interested in optimizing his portfolio.  Or perhaps not optimizing, but rather understanding how to optimize it for when he started really looking into his portfolio.    Then one day he realized there are rapidly diminishing returns to getting to optimal.   So, now his portfolio consists of a Total Market Fund, an Ex-US Total Market Fund, and a US bond fund with super low expense ratios.

(He wishes he could find a good Ex-US bond fund, but the fees are always too high.  FLG always assumed the high fees were related to tax treatment of interest income, but has no idea why.)

(Oh, and FLG has a little bit of money in the TSP G-Fund, which he treats as if it were the risk free asset.   His finance professor argued for treating TIPS held to maturity as if they were the risk free asset, which makes sense, but the convenience of treating the G-fund as the risk free asset instead of dealing with actual individual TIPS is too appealing.)

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Speaking Of...

Julius Caesar.  FLG just realized it is the Ides of March.  Beware.

That is all.  

Friday, March 13, 2015

Does Nobody Know Shakespeare Anymore?

The other day, in response to a situation too complicated and too specific to detail here, FLG said, "Ambition should be made of sterner stuff."   Nobody, not one person, got the reference.   And we are talking about a half a dozen people most of whom have multiple degrees from Ivy League schools.

It's not like FLG was pulling quotes from Timon of Athens (not that he could).  It's one of the most famous soliloquies (well, technically FLG guesses it's a monologue, since Antony is addressing a crowd not talking to himself but still) not just in Shakespeare, but the entire English language, and arguably in any language.   It's not far behind Juliet's or Hamlet's.  The world is going to fucking shit.

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